Kino Kids Cinema Club: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!U

Directed by Peter Lord | UK | 2011 | 1h 28m | Starring Hugh Grant, Martin Freeman, Imelda Staunton, David Tennant, Salma Hayek

With his loyal but quirky crew by his side, an eager pirate captain sets sail across the high seas, determined to outsmart his rivals and claim the prized title of Pirate of the Year. After a string of failed raids and empty treasure hunts, the crew’s luck changes when they encounter a curious explorer by the name of Charles Darwin. A spirited historical adventure about friendship and discovery, brought to life by Aardman Animations (the creators of Wallace & Gromit).

Tickets for Kino Kids Cinema Club screenings are £5 for Children (under-15s) and £7 for Adults. Screenings are relaxed, meaning that the sound will be turned down a notch, and the lights will be up a little, and we don’t mind if people make a bit of noise or move around during the film.

 

All children (aged 11 and under) must be accompanied by adults at all times, nor shall we admit adults who do not have children with them. If you have any questions or need any more information about these screenings, please feel free to get in touch by emailing us at: [email protected]

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We showed Kino Kids Cinema Club: The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists! between November 30, 2025 and November 30, 2025.

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Plan your visit

Our beautiful art deco inspired auditorium can be found just off East Oxford's Cowley Road.We are open 7 days a week. We open the cinema and box office 30 minutes before the scheduled start time of each film, and the Box Office then closes 10 minutes after the film starts. We only show a few adverts – less than most cinemas – and we only play a couple of trailers, so please don’t be late as the film itself starts very close to the advertised time!